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@crk5 #alttext: The camera focuses on an open and empty pizza box outside a closed door, then slowly pans left to reveal two sulphur-crested cockatoos perching on a railing and finishing off the last pieces of what was probably the entire pizza.
Caption: Try explaining to Uber Eats that the pizza never showed up.
@winterknell Thank-you!
@crk5 quintessential Australian 
the whole thing #sulphurcrestedcockatoosofmastodon #beungovernable
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This is why they should have a breakfast hatch.
Uber eats hotline: your order please.
Polly: Polly wants Pizza.
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Squark.. This is tasty
Mmnn. Yeah, the cheese is great.
Squark.. the crusty edge is my favourite
I love how they are sitting there, delicately holding their slices and munching on them.
But I guess that is me loving them from far away enough to be safe from their other shenanigans.
@crk5 relationship goals
@crk5 As long as they leave a good review, it's good.
@crk5 R and R is important!
@crk5 to be properly Australian, there'd need to be a tinnie balanced on the railing next to each of them.
@crk5 I'm still laughing about this 
_the_ #aussie #spiritanimal par excellence #cockies
@crk5 No regrets, no remorse.
“Oh, you have a pizza rat in New York City? That sounds cute.”