Onosendai Cyberspace 7 @valent1ne@layer8.space
Hosaka’s finest. Chaotic Neutral. Keter class. CS/Data Science/Math.
Joined Apr 2018
@kimdanes I actually did this for years before I heard someone say “fs-tab”
God is real and his name is Dijkstra
Wtf semaphores are cool
Can someone explain to me/show me a proof of why tf UUIDs are universally unique???????
Also I’m designing a MIPS like processor (think a fifth of the functionality of Z80) that has an Overclock command that can set its own clock speed.
I guess I’m one of those engineers that does cocaine lmao.
TIL MIPS doesn’t actually have a load command it’s just ADD $a $b 0.
I’m convinced computer scientists are just engineers who do cocaine.
Vim bindings in MY Java environment? It’s more likely than you think.
Onosendai Cyberspace 7
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once every hundred years, Dracula rises from his grave and enters the ring to defend his title in WRESTLEVANIA
@demosthenex Ngl has to go do code golf in Scheme to destress from Java.
@lain I’ll be waiting.
@lain I’m switching to pleroma
@lain This but unironically
Update: tried compiling my java package this morning, got a different compilation error every time.
Conclusion: Java is the devils work and Oracle must die
@hj I’m so conflicted because half the time I’m convinced Oracle actually just Satan messing with developers, and the other half of the time I think Java is kinda neat-o.
@taiz Windows runs like shit. Have fun trying to figure out why TrustedInstaller owns a file but not an admin account, or why Antimalware Executable is using 30% of your memory.
What’s Mastodon’s general opinion on Java?
My gf is a country girl, and one of the things that she gets excited about is dumpsters, since you never see them in the countryside.
One of the guys I’m working with took 15 minutes to reboot his HP windows 10 laptop and I want to die
Hosaka’s finest. Chaotic Neutral. Keter class. CS/Data Science/Math.
Joined Apr 2018
