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new game show called "is this ckicken cooked" where contestants eat some chicken and within 24 hours find out if it was cooked or not

| ASMR | Wife Makes Fun Of Your Tiny Member | (10:20)

Is there a particular number of crumpets consumed in one 24 hour period that the World Health Organisation might consider as "unhealthy"?

Sincerepost, death, poetry 

Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sun on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there; I did not die.

*walks in from the storm*
"It's literally blowing a gale out there!"
*a lady named Gale who just happens to be in the store*
"I beg your pardon!?"

Lewd joke 

Did you hear about the penis-less man who ejaculated?

He just came out of nowhere.

So there's a Mastodon instance that's also apparently a bitcoin scam of some sort. I assume there's a posse being put together to go post lewds on it and shitpost 24x7

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