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(though I'll add HDMI CEC)
Since it seems like TV manufacturers are confused about what a TV does, I made a list.
This woman asked a priest "Is suicide a sin"
"Yes, suicide is definitely a sin."
"So suicide is going willingly to your death?
"Yes, suicide is going willingly to your death."
"Did Jesus go willingly to his death?"
"Erm.. Ahh.." *awkward silence*
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Pepsi drinking a Dr. Pepper
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How many electricians does it take to change a lighbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has got to want to change!
These mammals are certainly no field mice, weighing anywhere between 35 and 70 kilograms. Although female Capybaras are a little heavier than their male counterparts, the males never mention it for fear of being hit with a handbag.
Often referred to as “nature’s ottoman” or “moving chairs”, a whole host of bird species, monkeys, rabbits, and even other Capybaras have been spotted seated, perched or laying on the back of a much-obliging Capybara!
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Some say love it is a river
That drowns the tender reed.
Some say love it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed.
Some say love it is a hunger
An endless, aching need.
I say love it is a flower
And you, its only seed.
Its the heart afraid of breaking, that never learns to dance.
Its the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance.
Its the one who won't be taken Who cannot seem to give..
And the soul afraid of dying,
That never learns to live.
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