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if i'm banned from masto that means no one can stop me from eating teeth

please sir that's my emotional support bumblebee

extremely cursed intrusive thought, lewd fluids, vore, diet, misandry, might have posted this before 

i'm on a semen diet. i see men,

Every day I come closer to making the toot that articulates nothing but suggests everything

Abolish physical appearance, become ghosts, there will only be ectoplasm

Sis, no! That's not tea! That's dumb bitch juice!!

happy singles awareness day. I am aware of you. please do not get any closer

My mouth is full of blood, and my blood is full of mouth

“sappy, forced cannibalism” is the kind of content that makes this site wonderful

1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

WINDOWS:
- paid product (quality guarantee)
- gamer OS
- don't have to fuck around with a command prompt if you don't wanna

LINUX:
- free (shitty)
- literally no games (0 games on Linux OS)
- gotta do hackerman bullshit to make it work at all

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I can type 180 words per minute as long as all those words are "jeff"

*checks "fuck a gollum" off my bucket list*

*in tears* what does Carl's Jr have to say about the us assisted coup of venezuela

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my garbage nephew just called me a "toxic" person and said i'm not his "rightful" uncle.

and frankly, i think he may be right. pretty sure my sister doesn't have a kid

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