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Imagine someone who was bitten by a radioactive cat and gained the abilities to lick their own butt and jump onto shelves and knock things onto the floor.

PLEASE GIVE THIS INTERACTION I CRASHED MY CAR INTO AN ARBIES MEATS

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Drink more water. The benefits are endless.

me, a teacher at hogwarts: oh, the racism snake? in the racism basement? the racism snake that killed a girl? nbd. dw about it.

users are encouraged to stay in their local timelines and to avoid interference with official matters at this time.

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y'all still bound to the flesh in 2019 lmao

No, I don't want to put pants on.
No, I don't want to talk to people.
Fine, I will put pants on if it means tacos...

The more you know: Adobe Reader update 19.xx69 is 420 MB large. Nice.

I just assume programmers are using salt circles most of the tine

People don't realize just how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing.

[me, a normie, walking into the fedi] hi hello i'm just like you

@goat me, standing in front of the datacenter my server is in: let me pet my server you cowards

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